requested by halesass | Lydia and Derek being FBI agents. Or lawyers.
I went with lawyers, because they would be sassy bitches who would be a lethal combination.
Sterek fic rec » this town is only gonna eat you, 16398 words
On the outskirts of Stockholm, Derek takes down six men of eight with nothing but a boot knife and Stiles at his back. By the end, he’s covered in an array of bruises and blood and dirty snow, crouched low to the ground. Stiles stands by him, posture perfectly erect, Glock still raised. He’s got a smear of lipstick on his mouth and gunpowder residue on his sleeve. The men at their feet do not stir. (An AU where Stiles is a spy and Derek is his assassin.)
I made a thing???? I’m sorry there were going to be puns and stuff but then I realized that I’m not punny at all
and I DON’T KNOW IT’S MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT A FANMAGAZINE COVER I’M SORRY </3
(I used the super simplistic covers from Gay Times as reference, btw)
(also if you don’t know what NECKZ ‘n THROATS is, there’s a nice compilation on jen’s modeling rec list here!)
teen wolf roadtrip au - for of an exchange with helloboness who wanted “a roadtrip with all the teens and broody Derek”.
Derek has no idea how they talked him into this. Stiles calls shotgun before they even finish making the inital plans and takes control of the radio the second they left. Allison, Scott and Isaac won’t stop making out in the backseat. Lydia and Erica have been arguing since they crossed the California border. Boyd is asleep and Jackson hasn’t looked up from his phone in well over three hours. How is this even his life?
THAT TIME DEREK GOT KIDNAPPED AND BRAINWASHED and when Stiles finally managed to get in to see him it was a charity event and Derek was smiling at people shyly and talking a little and politely shook Stiles’ hand and told him he should try the shrimp puffs and made an awkward little joke and was completely unguarded and charming and laughed a little when Stiles got him alone in the library said he didn’t uh really do stuff like this kissed the corner of Stiles’ mouth said ‘is this okay?’ and Stiles cupped Derek’s face in his hands to break the spell and felt like the worst fucking person in the world (via helenish)