commotionne:

“Ready to rumble! Can’t say the same about my noble steed though..” | x

Ok, this is hilarious. <3

onlymywishfulthinking:

I never noticed this before, but Varro and Spartacus seem to fall for the charms of their little German brothers pretty quickly

same

steorie:

yeahwellyourface:

dukeofstagron:

yeahwellyourface:

dukeofstagron:

mindizmyspear:

crixolicious:

the look on his face…priceless. ^^

He’s like “Would you shut the fuck up?! :O”

“I hate this fucking helmet.”

“No really, dude.  It’s scratching at the bottom of my chin.  And I think this armor was made for someone smaller.  You know, I could be at the temple gettin’ some hot Syrian action (awww yeaaah) but instead I’m here, saving a fuckin’ Gaul and wearing armor that doesn’t fit.  Although, this dude right here…GREAT hair.  Almost as nice as Nasir.  Mmmm…Nasir….TOTALLY need to tell him how badass I was out here.  Yeah, that’ll get him going.  Cause I AM A DEATH MACHINE!!  Come sit on your gladiator’s lap, baby.  Yeah, he’ll dig that!”

“Either that or he’ll bend me over that table we make all our plans on. I could totally go for that, too. Gods, he’s really the hottest thing I have ever seen. CAN WE GET THIS DONE WITH, PLEASE?!”

“Dammit!  And now I’ve got this boner.  This is gonna be so awkward to fight with. I bet pretty-hair there thinks it’s for him.  IT’S NOT, DUDE!  IT’S FOR MY HOT BOYTOY WHO’S GONNA DO FANTASTIC THINGS TO MY ASS!  SO BACK OFF!”

/dying

Spartacus ~ Blood & Sand

youstayandigo:

I hate this stupid cast with their stupid faces and stupid personalities.

This world. All it holds is suffering.

fydanfeuerriegel:

On the auction block | x

we happy few; we band of brothers

Height difference.

northernbluetwo:

Spartacus meets 30 Rock

northernbluetwo:

From the DVD commentary of The Bitter End (Spartacus: Gods of the Arena)