so denmark’s hosting eurovision next year
can we get mads mikkelsen to host the whole thing
i’m sorry but denmarks song was boring why is it winning
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
in Teen Wolf, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “i’m gonna rip your throat out, with my teeth” and i think that’s beautiful.

Agreed. (Or that Steve should be able be able to act like a Steve we’d recognize when dealing with Cath or Doris.)
- DO
- NOT
- SCREAM
- DURING
- THE
- BANDS
- MOST
- EMOTIONAL
- HEARTWRENCHING
- ACOUSTIC
- SONG
- I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
For people who might be thinking about watching Spartacus (and heard all of the negative things about it):
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

I will admit some part of my honestly waits like a kid at Christmas for all the coda’s the pop up the night after an episode and the morning following. I love the amazing scope of the writers in this fandom sometimes.
i wouldn’t cancel a show where the fandom sympathizes with a cannibal.
When I was a kid, shows took breaks on the summer and that’s it. They didn’t keep you waiting for weeks or month.
Please tag your fic with ‘Open Ending’ if it has one…
I stayed up all night to read 30k only to be left off with an open ending.
NOT COOL. I NEED MY RESOLVED (HAPPY) ENDING.
If you want to finish with an open ending, that’s totally fine but a warning in the tags or notes would be adequate.
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
in thousands of years when the human race has died out and alien archaeologists discover this planet I hope the only thing they find is neckz’n’throats and believe the world was inhabited by really homosexual werewolves