hip-young-beamslinger:

Hungary has a hipster, Romania Gay Techno Dracula and Iceland has Thor.

forgiveninasong:

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

rubyetc:

good evenin’, here are some serious thoughts on long hair

agentbartowski:

teen wolf season 1: oh this is a cute cheesy little teen drama. 

teen wolf season 2: goddamn shit is starting to get serious. 

teen wolf season 3: ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO CONTINUES TO WATCH FROM HERE 

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

mtvgirlcode:

The Makeup Face: http://on.mtv.com/12dWH9c

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

harlemisha:

most accurate definition ever

This is true

• otp: in a car
• me: backseat. sex.
• otp: in a house
• me: that couch. have sex.
• otp: locked in a room.
• me: great time to have sex.
• otp: walking together
• me: on that bench. sex.
• otp: looks at each other.
• me: sex time
• otp: says each others names
• me: ohhh here comes the sex
• otp: exists
• me: GONNA HAVE SEX.

Boys who play guitar win every time. 

"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."

—

50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)

Tumblr- the only place where fifty shades of grey is a problem due to bad writing, not the porn

(via superwholocked221b)

Eurovision... 

• When the voting announcement begins: BIASED BASTARDS, WHAT THE HELL, THEY'RE ALL VOTING FOR THEIR NEIGHBOURS AND TRADING PARTNERS AND SHIT WHAT THE LIVING FUCK
• When your country is losing big time: COME ON FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WE HELPED YOU IN THE WAR, WE'RE NEIGHBOURS, YOU'RE OUR BROTHERS, FUCKING VOTE FOR US!!! COME ON YOU BASTARDS HOW CAN YOU DO THIS FINE SEE IF YOU GUYS GET SHIT FROM US NEXT YEAR QJRHGJHKHM