AU: In which Stiles frequents Laura and Derek’s café in order to watch Derek, and Laura gets fed up with their pining and decides to get the two to man up and go on a date.

supervet:

#sometimes i just wonder if derek was like #oh mAN i got him good you still got it d-man

roseandthebeast:

trensu:

youdontrustmeidontrustyou:

AU: Stiles Wants an the Alpha.

Part One.

 #OH MY GOD #I can just imagine Stiles sitting behind the desk #doing his chemistry homework #kicking his legs #totally bored and waiting for his dad to finish so they can go grab a pizza #and Derek comes in #all whoooooooa boy #and he tries to be smooth and Stiles is blushing but also like#really. really that was what you were going for. #and Derek is like ANGST but then it sort of turns around #and they’re flirting a bit for real #and then the Sheriff comes out like ‘Stiles finished with your homework?’ #and Derek is like… he means college work right

At which point, the sheriff starts getting all glare-y and Derek gets the sudden realization of oh shit, I just flirted with the sheriff’s underage son, now I’ll never get that job here, FUCK, WHY’S THAT KID SO ATTRACTIVE, IS HE PLACED HERE AS A TEST TO HELP CATCH POTENTIAL PEDOPHILES OR WHAT. Meanwhile, Stiles is sulking at his father because ohmygod, another human being finds me attractive dad, why did you go and ruin that, AGE IS JUST A NUMBER.

IS HE A TEST FOR POTENTIAL PEDOPHILES

OH GOD

(I totally want another AU where cop!Stiles still looks like underage jailbait, so he’s working the streets, and Derek is this local Good Samaritan bartender who keeps trying to get Stiles to a shelter, find him a place to stay, feed his skinny little body, for Christsake, and Stiles is like BUT THIS ONE I REALLY WANT TO SLEEP WITH and Captain Martin is like KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, STILES, OR WE HAUL HIM IN)

BUT I DIGRESS

and yes, Stiles would sulk FOR DAYS. He’s a cop, dad! That’s means he’s a good guy, right? How can you not want me dating a cop? Daddy issues aside. Wait. Ignore that. Focus on the important things! Another human being wants to sleep with me! I mean, date me. A really, really attractive human being wants to date me. And he has a spotless criminal record, and if he does anything stupid, you could probably make his death look like an accident really quickly!

and his dad is like, I think I’m supposed to threaten the people you go out with, not you. 

and Stiles is like, yeah, I’m not sure how we got here either.

I think that every day, kid.

fadedout:

“…just for kissing you goodnight!”

First Date: Part two of this gif set.

(x)

stereklove:

You gotta breathe, we’ll be okay (x)

I’m afraid that I gotta do what I gotta do
But if I let you go where you gonna go
We gotta make it change time to turn the page
Something isn’t right I don’t wanna fight you
We’ve been through tougher times you know it gets worse
We can’t turn this around please let me be first
And as I feel your tears spilling on my shirt
Something isn’t right I don’t wanna fight you

sleepwalkingthroughitall:

homolupuserectus:

teen wolf meme || ten funny moments [4/10]

#why are you touching me #ARE YOU TOUCHING ME? #HE IS TOUCHING ME#OMG #WHAT TO DO #WHY IS HE TOUCHING ME #I AM THE ALPHA #KID HAVE RESPECT

Reblogging again for the tags.

I AM THE ALPHA