smth like: “Dude! U’re not helping!”^..^
I like the idea of Derek stuck in a wolf form and Stiles lending him assistance *wigglin’ eyebrows*
what do derek and stiles do in bed together?
knot a lot, really
“I, um,” Stiles says, and that’s when Derek looks up from his desk and recognises him. “Derek.”
“Stiles,” Derek says back flatly, and Stiles gets a vivid flashback of him moaning Stiles’ name while Stiles sucked him down greedily. It makes him laugh, and then he claps a hand over his mouth.
“Sorry,” he says, muffled. Takes his hand away. “Sorry. I, uh—”
“You really did have a job interview to get ready for,” Derek says, awed.
Stiles scrunches up his face, drops into the chair across from Derek’s desk. “I—yeah, I—” Then his mouth drops open, eyes wide with understanding. “You thought I was lying to skip out on you!”
“Oh, Derek, I wouldn’t do that. ‘Specially not to you.” He pauses. “You were, well.” His eyes glaze over.
Derek clears his throat, a scowl slipping into place along with his blush. “Well, that’s.”
“I really did want you to call me,” Stiles goes on. “That was my actual cell phone number I gave you. My real, actual one. That I want you to call. You could call it right now, I’d totally pick up.”
Derek can’t quite suppress a pleased smirk. “I have to interview you.”
“Right, right,” Stiles says, stung. Sits back in the chair. “I, um. Right.”
“And then I’ll call you.”
Stiles brightens immediately. “Really? That is, as long as you interview me completely objectively. No bias.”
“No bias,” agrees Derek.
“I would, however, like to remind you of my deficient gag reflex.” He holds up his hands when Derek glares. “I’m not saying it should sway your decision in any way. I’m just—” He gestures, indicating offering something to Derek. “Just saying a thing. That has nothing to do with this interview whatsoever.”
“Stiles,” Derek says firmly. “Disregarding the fact that you’re being completely unethical right now—”
“Semantics,” Stiles says.
“—I was planning on hiring you anyway. Your resume was impressive and the only other applicant got hired by our competitor.”
“What was his name?” Stiles asks quickly. “Want me to shank him? I—” He hops onto his feet. “Wait, you’re hiring me?”
“As long as you don’t tell anyone it’s because of your earth-shattering blowjobs,” Derek deadpans.
whoops everything i draw ends up being cutesy :u
i honestly want nothing more than for stiles’ and derek’s first kiss to be a spur of the moment adrenaline induced kiss after they battle some kind of monster and after they both just pull away and look at each other with wide eyes and kind move away awkwardly and they just don’t talk about it for the longest time even though it’s obvious every single time they’re together that that’s all they’re both thinking about because they can’t stop staring at each other’s lips and the sexual tension between them just increases tenfold